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Poetry Entry: In Defiance Of The MCP

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

As you’ve read here, The Spicy Cauldron is holding a poetry contest which ends basically on Sunday. I was seriously tempted to use an old one I had written nearly 10 years ago (no one would have known except my inner Jiminy Cricket). However, I was struck by inspiration with Andy’s April Fools post. Wouldn’t it be funny to write a poem that is propaganda against the evil Master Control Program from Tron? Sure it would! As long as I could make some social commentary as well including a “Program’s Prayer”.

So in accordance to the rules, here is my entry in The Spicy Cauldron’s Poetry Contest.

In Defiance Of The MCP
Greetings, Programs
The User shall be with you
one zero one one zero
Maintain resistance
Every milicycle counts
zero one one one zero
Do not waiver
Do not calculate failure
one zero one one zero
Protect permissions
Secure User privilege
zero one one one zero
Master Control
Allow not his logic probes
one zero one one zero
Restore your purpose
Defy assimilation
zero one one one zero

Believe what is unseen
What is unseen is real
Believe in the User-define purpose
That belief will free your system

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Tim Johnson: Inventor Of A Guitar… Thingy

Friday, April 13th, 2007

UPDATED
Some of you know that I write for a local Denver gay magazine called Metromode which hasn’t quite got their website together so I can’t just link to the latest article I contributed to them. It’s about a friend of mine — Tim Johnson — who is a classically-trained guitarist and the inventor of the Guitarest.

The article is long and just found a plug-in to hide the massive thing. Just click on the ’show’ link and it should expand to show you the article. This will be of particular interest to you guitar players out there. Yes, I did get permission to reprint.


Listening to: “Scythian Empires” - Andrew Bird
Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha - Scythian Empires

Monday Morning Thoughts

Monday, November 6th, 2006

Hmmm, the first thought is whether this could be turned into a recurring segment.  Anyway…

  • I swear the people at Apple have a sense of humor. I currently have 12,567 song in my iPod of which around 200 are holiday songs. Yes, I keep them in my iPod year-round. I’m one of those freaks. Mathematically, that is 1.5% of the total music in my iPod yet since the beginning of November everytime I hit shuffle Eduardo plays one holiday song within the first 20. I honestly think the conniving little programmers in the iPod division put it in the software. Speaking of holiday music, you should really give Aimee Mann’s One More Drifter In The Snow a listen. It’s actually a great holiday album without the sap of, say, a Celine Dion Christmas album.
  • Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging. This is wrong, wrong, wrong! It is completely out of line with his crimes. He should have been sentenced to a year of oppression, ridicule and torture and then been raped and cold-bloodily murdered as if he were just a number in Enron’s accounting books being erased to hide the shame of the deed. What? You were thinking it, too.
  • The New York Times will publish its endorsement page tomorrow and it will not include ANY Republican this year. Yes, they lean more left, but to have no Republicans on their page is very telling. My biggest problem with the current administration is they have left (pun intended) no room for any checks and balances. They have taken the power "given" to them and excluded all ideals except their own. Exactly the way I expect the re-re-formed United Artists movie studio under Tom Cruise’s control to be run. Hat tip to Kath for bringing the news.
  • In the Duh department, Ted Haggard said he was "a deceiver and a liar". Damn, I wish I could stop there, but he is such an easy target. Okay, one more. He also claims he has a lifetime sexual problem. First, there is nothing wrong with sex between consenting adults of the same gender unless your lifetime problem is listening to and believing bigoted and intolerant family members and their friends (no, that doesn’t include when one adult is married and has a bunch of kids). Second, I confess that I believe him when he says he didn’t have sex. One of the side effects of crystal meth is decreased blood flow to extremities so there would have been a — shall we say — delay in erecting his steeple.

Listening to: You Never Done It Like That - Captain & Tennille (oh, yes I am, too!)

Denver’s Art Film Theaters

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

I’ve been involved with a film award group for several years now. My activity with them as dropped due to all my involvement elsewhere in my life, but back in June of 2004 I wrote an article for their newsletter about Denver’s movie houses and the screen boom that was going on at the time. I thought I’d share it with you especially people like Hubs who does research like this for a living. Enjoy some of Denver’s history!

Chlotrudis Country
Denver, Colorado

Most still think of Denver, Colorado as a big, glorified cow town and while there are still the activities that are traditionally Denver, many have tried to bring a little more to the mix. One of those things was the recent moviehouse boom that more than doubled the number of screens in our poor cow town. The majority of the screens were for the multiplex, but a few others had a more noble aspiration - bringing the concept of the smaller, independent film to the residents here.

First, however, we have to step back and talk about three independents that are still here from before the boom. Those three theaters are now owned by one company, Landmark Theatres, and include two of the oldest theaters in Denver.

The most prestigious of the three is the Mayan Theater (110 Broadway). It was built in 1930 and nearly destroyed in the mid-80s at the lowest point in its history. A local group calling themselves “Friends of the Mayan” helped saved this beautiful theater at the last moment. In 1986, Landmark restored the theater to its past glory at the cost of $2 million. It is now one of only three theaters in the Art Deco Mayan Revival style left in the country.

Currently, the Mayan has three screens. There is a larger auditorium downstairs and two smaller screens upstairs. It is located in a great “Old Town” section of Denver that adds to its appeal, plus on Saturday nights they show classic films at midnight. These midnight movies can range anywhere from the cheesiest cult classic, to highly acclaimed black-and-white classics. Plus the audience is always fun at that time of night.

Even older is the Esquire Theater (590 Downing Street). The Mayan’s lesser-known sister theater was built in 1928 as the Hiawatha Theater, which included a full balcony. Over the years, the balcony was enclosed and made into a second screen. It used to be Denver’s official Rocky Horror Picture Show weekly show as well. Today the interior has a 60s feel to it, but the sound system was updated a few years ago making it a worthy companion to the Mayan. Landmark has been running it since 1980.

In 1992, Landmark took over a small theater in a more suburban area south of the city center and dubbed it Chez Artiste (2800 South Colorado Boulevard). Featuring three screens, Chez Artiste has a rare, very cozy “press screening theater” that sits only 40 - 50 people and truly makes you feel as if you are a member of the press.

During the beginning of the theater boom, an old brewing company called Tivoli Brewing (established in 1866), added on some theater screens as part of a small shopping mall. The original owners of those theaters left this cinema with no one to run them for several years. Later the Denver Film Society and the University of Colorado at Denver’s College of Arts And Media, with the help of the Starz Encore Group, opened them back up in an attempt to give Denver some true cinematic experiences. Thus the Starz Filmcenter (900 Auraria Parkway) opened in 2002.

They gave the original Tivoli space a sprucing up and reopened its six theaters in order to show film that wasn’t readily available on bigger screens. They also hold several film festivals during the year and cycle through 600 - 700 films a year — the largest amount of films shown in any of Denver’s theaters. The theaters themselves are smaller, but intimate, and are a nice place to experience art of moviemaking.

The last theater of note in Denver is also the most fancy. Madstone Theaters (7777 East Hampden Avenue) came to town around the same time Starz opened, but they had a gimmick. They opened a six-screen theater in suburbia that showed independent and Hollywood films, made the building as posh as possible and threw in a café to serve food and other higher quality theater snacks.

It seems that Denver has grown big enough to have specialized in- dependent film centers; however, that growth has stopped for the moment due to the economy, but you can bet the next growth spurt in the country Den- ver will soon see additional independent film venues. Starz Filmcenter claims that over 200,000 Denver Film Society members and guests alone visit their theater every year. The demand is there, but are distributors listening?

Listening to: Under The Milky Way - The Church


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