New dress code for visiting here:

If you couldn’t get into a skating rink wearing it, you can’t get in here.

That’s all I got today. This cold I’ve had for a week is getting worse and I’m just not feeling so great. Now go get some rest yourself before you catch from your computer screen.

UPDATE: Here is an example of a skating rink dress code:

• No Tank Tops, Low-Cut Tops, Halter Tops or Midriffs: All tops must have sleeves and be full length.
• No oversized pants: Pants must be worn above the hips.
• No “Short” Shorts or Daisy Dukes.

No outside food or beverages will be allowed into our facility. In order to uphold our reputation in the community, as well as to provide wholesome, safe and fun sessions for our costumers, we must reserve the right to set standards for conduct, dress and appearance of our skaters. Dress or grooming that is too casual or draws to much attention is not acceptable. We will not permit behavior that is not up to our standards.

Listening to: “I Tried To Rock You But You Only Roll” - Leona Naess

I’ve been threatening to do this since Iron Man came out on video. Sing to the tune of the first animated “Spider-Man” theme song. If you can’t remember how it goes, see the opening sequence on YouTube.

Iron Man
Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can
Steam and press, any time
Extra starch? Just a dime
Wrinkle!
Here comes the Iron Man

Shirt’s too stiff?
Sorry, Bud,
He’s got alcohol in his blood
Can he mend with a thread?
Suit was stained where he bled
Thimble!
Drunk, boozing Iron Man

Chemicals, he smells
While he is dry cleaning
Grass stains he dispels
Your pockets he’s screening

Iron Man, Iron Man
Friendly neighborhood laundry man
Barely paid
His reward:
Action is on a board

To him, life is a great big hanger
Your mom - he wants to bang her
MILF-lovin’ Iron Man!

Have a great weekend!

Listening to: “Spiderman” - Cartoon Theme

Look what I did with the CNN Electoral Calculator. I made the most boring election in the history of America. I do like the outcome though.

Yeah, this would make for horrible television.

No, I don’t have anything better to do. Actually, I’m trying to write a guest post for Spencer since I promised or something like that.

Listening to: “Thinking About You” - Ringo Starr