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CNN: Killjoys

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

I got the text message, but it was from CNN.

Jeers to them for breaking the story of Obama’s VP choice before the campaign had made its announcement to their supports simply to be first. Sure, it’s their job, but we were having fun waiting for a text message. 

“Boo!” I say. “Booooo!”

Listening to: “You Are, You Are” - Gary Numan
Gary Numan - Dance - You Are, You Are

There Is Nothing Wrong With…

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

I tend to be liberal in my thinking. No, really. I’m all for energy policy reform with renewable power sources because modern windmills are so cool to look at when driving by in your car. I guess the term nowadays is ‘progressive’ as liberal has been turned into a dirty word somehow, yet the conservatives that helped make the word synonymous with being unpatriotic have themselves no problems with naughty language. Take this excerpt from a piece of hate mail that Daily Kos got (you can read the entire thing here):

I’d like to personally kick the shit out of you. But since you’re probably in New York or Los Angeles, that’s not going to happen. I’ve been to Los Angeles. What a shithole. I’d like to get some good pizza in NY, but not at the risk of running across assholes like anyone on the New York Times, Madonna, David Letterman, or any other cocksucking liberal.

I have one huge problem with this well-thought-out debate on whether Obama as President would open the gates to terrorist attacks:

There is nothing wrong with cocksucking!

Cocksucking is a glorious and respected past time and should never used in a way that would make someone think the cocksucker is some sort of horrible, hairy monster salivating at the very thought of mouthing cock. The funny thing is this guy — c’mon, it has to be a guy. No woman I know would miss the chance of running into Madonna in NY and thumping her on the head for making it that much harder to live up to sexual expectations — should be exalting the act of cocksucking because, well, he’s a guy. If it popped up in his political jargon then you know he’s thinking about it. He’s actively imagining scenarios where he drunkenly picks up some girl but is not able to erect the “Burj Dubai” or is soliciting someone in an airport bathroom stall hoping to sting the back of a throat.

In other words, leave cocksuckers alone because you know you want ‘em. Besides, there is nothing wrong with them some mouthwash and an antibiotic can’t cure.

Listening to: “Sensation” - Bryan Ferry
Bryan Ferry - Boys and Girls - Sensation

Welcome To Your First Day Of Social Studies. Again.

Monday, January 28th, 2008

I need some clarity. As I get older, I realize that I have become more and more interested in our government. Unfortunately, I took Social Studies over 20 years ago, but back then we were taught that the people are supposedly in charge of the government. We send public servants to represent us in our government ergo (I love that word, don’t you?) we have a republic NOT a democracy which our current administration continues to preach as if we were beginning another Crusades — you know, those religious wars in the 11th, 12th and 13th Centuries? Oh, how history loves to get stuck in a irrationality loop. Sometimes, I wish we could just Ctrl-Alt-Delete the past few decades just to clear out the unnecessary cache. Ha! Cache! Get it? Since it seems that we are governed more by cash than by the citizenry?

Nevermind.

However, I would like to go on and on about the public servant part of that last paragraph. Whatever happened to that term? No one uses it anymore even though we are still putting people in office to supposedly work for us. Quite frankly, I think our government — and ultimately, we, the people — look too much outside our country and not enough inside. Why? Who wants to look at your insides? They are all gross and bloody and should just operate on automatic, right? It may be a weird analogy, but it seems to fit. In no way am I saying that we should become isolationists, but I do think we should take our fingers out of everyone’s pie and use utensils instead. Our fingers shouldn’t be in our pie either. We should be baking fresh pie and sharing it with our citizens.

Let’s face it. Most of what is happening inside of America is ugly and we don’t want to see it. The fact is we should be facing it as we would the horror movies that Hollywood puts out to entertain. Just look at Sicko and the section about how our hospitals are dropping off people who need medical care. Look at the fact that none of the firehouses damaged in New Orleans have been repaired.

It has to start with us — the citizens of the United States Of America. Here is our government job: to keep the people we put in government who represent us in check. We have got to speak louder. It doesn’t matter your political affiliation. It doesn’t matter if the majority doesn’t agree with you. The fact is that communication with your representatives has never been easier with our new technology. Go to their website and tell them how you feel. If you are angry, tell them that. Don’t threaten, but state your anger in a logical way. Let them know. Tell them if they are doing a good job, too. Everyone likes praise and a little ‘attaCongressperson’ might make them less bitter; less jaded. Our government officials aren’t machines; they are human with emotions just like us and will sometimes react accordingly.

The thing is that we put our representatives in their position. We pay their salary. They should answer to us. We are their special interest group. If they see that many of their constituency are of the same mind and of the same opinion, they should be protecting our interest in government instead of catering to any special interest groups that may be bankrolling their latest car, house, campaign or casino/resort in their hurricane-ravaged city. If you don’t like the way our representative is handling things, get out and vote to give someone else their job. It’s that simple.

I realize these are all basics of that Social Studies class, but it seems that we increasingly have forgotten our rights and duties. We have become lazy — yes, myself included — and we all need to change this. Take a couple of minutes and find out who your Federal representatives are and then your state and city officials, too. At least, found out how to find out. Here, I’ll eliminate a step. Congress.org will give you a federal and state list by simply putting in your zip code. If nothing else, go out, register and then vote. You may be tired of the campaigning, but remember one thing, this is a bunch of people interviewing for a job and we are the hiring committee. All you need to do to get on this committee is fill out a short registration form. In fact, here is a good place to start.

Okay, class dismissed. Don’t forget your homework and remember the only major test will be on November 4th, so do a little research and come prepared to have your say.

Listening to: “I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You A Rose Garden)” - Kon Kan
Kon Kan - Move to Move - I Beg Your Pardon

And I Got My Education In This State

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Like with that and the video do make those with the beauty contest-type girls believe in the stereotypes under, uh, for them that have digged them in the hole that dug.

I sincerely hope this is just taken out of context or that she froze up on stage; however, that didn’t stop me from sending this atrocity to Hot Doctor Wife to vent about the fact that these girls are competing for a scholarship to learn. Holy Air Brain! We should really give the losers a scholarship and the winners a job. Or better yet, give me the money. I want to go back to school to finish my degree. I qualify! I can easily point out the U.S., South Africa and Iraq on a map. Now don’t hate me because I’m smart — hate me because I’m pretty, too.

Isn’t there a scholarship out there that people who are passionate about broadening (huh, I said ‘broad’) their education? In fact with me being 40 — and supposedly more responsible — I would make the perfect student: engrossed and eager to learn so I can change my career path to a field I’ve loved all my life. Now shower me with money for college! That is as long as I don’t have to put petroleum jelly on my… teeth! I said teeth!

Anyway, I wanted to share the conversation HDW and I had while we were talking about it.

HDW: OH MY GOD, I saw this yesterday!!! What an idiot.

Howard: She’s only there for looks, baby.

HDW: And those are questionable. She should be in porn. You know, something in her mouth to shut her up. ZIIIIIIIIIING!

Howard: “Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I love it when you fill me with your The Iraq. Yeah, U.S. Americans are so American! Yeah! Touch my South Africa. C’mon! Touch my South Africa! Twist my the map that people can’t, uh, get.”

HDW: HAHAHAHHAA

Howard: I’m so turning this into a post.

Everyone is a beauty-contestant finalist at Humor-blogs.com and most can actually point at a map.

Listening to: “Bloc Bloc Bloc” - Orchestral Maneuvers In The Dark
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Crush - Bloc Bloc Bloc


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