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July 2008
- There Is Nothing Wrong With…
- “You Cheated Me” - Martha Wainwright
- It’s Over
- OSR: The Dark Knight
- It Was Only A Matter Of Time
- Flashback: Howard The Duck
- Pencil-Thin Mustache
June 2008
- OSR: Wanted
- OSR: Wall-E
- Roundup - Week Of June 20
- I’m Cancer Free!
- They Said It Really Loud, They Said It On The Air
- Roundup - Week Of June 13
- The Bravest Thing I’ve Ever Done
- “Poppies”
- Ramblin’
- Roundup - Week Of June 6
- Goldfrapp: “Caravan Girl”
- Frozen Yogurt Making A Comeback?
- OSR: Kung Fu Panda
- Aimee Mann: @#%&*! Smilers
- No Roundup Today
- And Now My Shallow Political Side
May 2008
- Roundup - Week of May 23
- Truism Theatre
- Catz
- And Then It Was Two Years
- OSR: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
- Esoteric Pontification
- Roundup - Week of May 16
- Aimee Mann’s New Single!
- Reason #152 Why I’m Gay: Dead Or Alive
- OSR: Prince Caspian
- The Weepies: Hideaway
- Roundup - Week of May 9
- Lessons In Colorado: Shape
- Bald Monkeys
- OSR: Speed Racer
- Roundup - Week of May 2
- My Own Private Matrix
- Benefit For A Monkey
- OSR: Iron Man
- The First Summer Blockbuster Means Howard Is A Year Older
April 2008
- How Do You Say Shallow
- Put You Under Cardiac Arrest
- Soon The World Will Be My Bitch!
- I Just Exploded
- Bossy Did Denver
- I Just Noticed
- Does It Bother You?
- She Went Pop
- Shhhh…
- This Is Spinal Headache
- Randomnessocitiation: Women Are Quoting For Themselves
- “Happiness” Brings Happiness
- Sticker Ideas
- Favorite Albums Of 2008: 1st Quarter Update
March 2008
- Reviews: Rufus Wainwright, Janet Jackson, The Magnetic Fields
- An Organization Close To My Former Appendix
- Upgrade Available For Robot Mix
- Cheney Does Stand Up
- Hello
- Hospital Update
- Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree
- Guest Post - Our Boy Howard Needs Your Thoughts - UPDATED
- A Logical Reason For Disco
- The Wedding Of The (Early 20th) Century
- Democratic vs. Republican Sex Scandals
- Surrealism In Utah IV: Retelling Stories
- Surrealism In Utah III: Saying Goodbye
- Surrealism In Utah II: Witnessing Love
- Surrealism In Utah I: Spending Time
February 2008
- Update
- Exceededly Tired Of Being Exceededly Ill
- Verb Away: Another Web Pen Blog Concept Mix
- I’m Fucking Matt Damon
- THX Tarsier
- The Difficulties Of Getting A Comedian To Tour With You
- Lazy Tuesday: Giving Kylie The Bee
- The Kid Is Definitely Straight
- Roundup - Catch-up
January 2008
- NASA Probe Discovers God Is A Woman
- Welcome To Your First Day Of Social Studies. Again.
- Ironic Headline Of The Day
- Video Store Dialogue
- Lazy Tuesday: Accident & Emergency
- OSR: Cloverfield
- Monkey’s Uncle Music Mix 2008.1
- Unfathomable Congitations
- Howard Updated His Blog And All I Got Was A Stupid Meme
- Ironic Headline Of The Day
- dun. Duh-DUH-dun. Duh-DUH. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
- The Web Pen Gets A Meaty Award
- Part Of The Desktop Picture Set
- I Think I’ve Finally Impressed My Gay
- Catch-up
December 2007
- Web Pen Blog 2007 Favorite Mix
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #2 & #1
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #4 & #3
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #6 & #5
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #8 & #7
- Monkey Holiday Music
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #10 & #9
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #12 & #11
- Madonna Makes You A Winner
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #14 & #13
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #16 & #15
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #18 & #17
- OSR: The Golden Compass
- Favorite Albums Of 2007: #20 & #19
- Mr. Fabulous Blog Radio Show
- Clue’mo
- Thought For The Day
- Verve Awards Finalist… Again!
- Corduroy
November 2007
- Roundup - Weeks of Nov 16 & 23
- Randomnessocitiation: Chicken Soup For The Pornographic Hole
- Howard Is A NAGM
- Lazy Tuesday: Jarvis Cocker
- Humorous Irony
- Happy Thanksgiving & Blog Birthday 2007!
- Roundup - Week Of Nov 9
- Double Fantasy II
- Hot Monkey Logo
- Lazy Tuesday: Drop The Pilot
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things X
- Roundup - Week Of Nov 2
- Nothing Is Too Serious For A Joke
- Lazy Tuesday - Raise The Roof
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 27
October 2007
- Web Pen Blog Radio
- Sick Tuesday: Daft Hands
- The Foreign Films - Distant Star
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 20
- The Gayest Corner In Denver (Conversations)
- Add Inches: Enlarge Your Smirk
- Lazy Tuesday: The Good Word
- A Typical Morning
- Dumbledore Is Gay! Hoo-ray! Hoo-ray!
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 12
- The Web Pen Blog Makes It Big
- It’s Simply D’Vine
- Lazy Tuesday - Overkill
- Music To Drink Blood By
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 5
- Randomnessocitiation: Speedy Harry Bushes
- Such A Lazy Tuesday I’m Squatting On Someone Else’s Blog
- What The Hell Am I Thinking?
- Roundup - Week Of Sep 28
- Questioning Allegiances
- I Don’t Know His Name
- Lazy Tuesday - Songs Of Mass Destruction
September 2007
- Roundup - Week Of Sep 22
- Summer’s Cauldron
- It’s Not So Bad Once You Get Used To It
- OSR: Resident Evil: Exinction
- Roundup - Week Of Sep 15
- Monkey Poo
- I’m Not In Right Now
- Plunderin’ Starbucks
- The Tale Of Cap’n Poupee Pieces
- Lazy Tuesday - I Wuv Your Bwog
- The Apples In Stereo - New Magnetic Wonder
- Roundup - Week Of Sep 8
- Saturday Extra: The Shadow Government
- One Off
- Randomnessocitiation: Chocolate Devildog
- How Did I Get So Funny?
- Lazy Tuesday - Show You How
- Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha
- My Birthday Weekend 2008
- Roundup - Week of Aug 18 - Sep 7
- Cleaning House - The Ironic Way
- Bus Trip
- iPod Undulations
- Lazy Tuesday: Jabber Jaw
August 2007
- Look What I Got
- A Classic Movie For Modern Times
- And I Got My Education In This State
- Larry Craig Needs Some Improv Classes
- Lazy Tuesday: Sing Me Spanish Techno
- Eleven People Desperately Need Your Attention!
- Baby’s First Prostate Infection
- Go F*ck A Headphone
- OSR: Stardust
- Roundup - Week Of Aug 11
- Guess The Song: A Meme Game - Year Two!
- Valerie Bertinelli Approved This Post*
- An Antisocial Review
- Lazy Sunday: The Mysterious Ticking Noise
- Roundup - Week Of Aug 4
- National Duran Duran Appreciation Day
- My 5th Grade Nickname
- “Semones, Howard!” Called Professor McGonagall
- Jacob Grenz
- Cameron’s Birthday Celebrations
- Roundup - Week Of July 28
- Electro Deluxe Mix
- The Simpsons Stole My Soul
- Look At Me Turning A Phrase
July 2007
- One Of Many Reasons
- Deep Thoughts
- OSR: The Simpsons Movie
- Roundup - Weeks of July 7-27
- Tome Of Mirth
- An iPhone Stole My Soul
- Irony
- Changing Hosts
- OSR: Two Harry Potters
- Current Ad Slogan
- Sling Shot Around The Sun
- Sometimes Food Isn’t Good For You
- Dedications
- OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
- Slogans I Would Love To See: Marie Callendar’s
- The Dreaded Chapter Twenty-Seven
- Top 10 Of 2007: 2nd Quarter Check-In
- Lazy Sunday: Someone To Love
- Roundup - Week Of June 30
- If Eddie Murphy Can Do It…
- Totally Forgot
- Please Welcome To The Stage…
- Presume vs Assume
- OSR: Transformers
- WebPentionary: Efficious
- Your Own Personal Jesus
- OSR: Ratatouille
- Lazy Sunday: Mars Forever
June 2007
- Roundup - Week Of Jun 23
- Josie And The Pussycats
- New Features
- The Gentlemen’s Club
- 8 Thingys
- OSR: 1408
- Roundup - June 2 - 22
- Soon Your Entire Coterie Will Be… DEAD!
- It’s A Great Big World (Where Everybody Vomits)
- Randomnessocitiation: Bangin’ Boobies
- The Contest
- Hot Dogs For Homophobes
- Racist & Sexist?
- OSR: Paprika, Day Watch
- Lazy Sunday: Blog Rating
- Monkey Jinks
- I Have To Follow That?
- Thank You
- Richard
- Pee-wee Returns
- OSR: Naruto, Surf’s Up
- Lazy Sunday: “Kiss You Off”
- Next Few Weeks
- Heed Me, O Funny Bloggers!
- I Have Seen The Line Crossed
- It’s About Time!
- Believe It!
- Mastubation With Added Fun!
- New Feature: Testimonials
- testimonials
- Coming Out Insurance
- Since Today Is About Masturbation
- Mastubation Mix - Update
- Lazy Sunday: The Brothers Johnson
- Roundup - Week Of May 26
- Let’s Do Chuck!
May 2007
- Fine
- favorite posts
- Blogroll
- Closet Cases Of The Nerd Kind
- blogroll
- History Repeating?
- Quote Of The Day
- OSR: Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End
- One Year Later
- Radio Show Today
- Lazy Sunday: Disco Star Wars
- Roundup - Week Of May 19
- But I Was Going To Go Into Tashi Station And Catch A Film That Will Bury Itself Into Our Collective Consciousness!
- James Roy: A Journey To Begin
- And The Birthday Surprises Roll On
- Yes!
- Oops, My Bad
- OSR: Shrek The Third
- Lazy Sunday: Love For Sale
- Roundup - Week Of May 12
- Yesterday’s Illness
- It’s Just Our Jive Talkin’ 2: The Revenge
- Enemy
- Blogcast: Bella Sara
- OSR: 28 Weeks Later
- Lazy Sunday: I Beg Your Pardon
- Roundup - Week Of May 5
- Birthday Bash
- It’s Just Our Jive Talkin’
- Maybe A Small Hope For The Human Race
- No! No! That’s Not True! That’s Impossible!
- OSR: Spider-Man 3, Etc.
- Lazy Sunday: Point Of No Return
- Roundup - Week Of Apr 28 (Updated)
- Humor Blogs
- Meme: Self-tagged Interview
- National Day Of Prayer
- Thou Shalt Signal Thy Intentions
- Kidnapping Is So Passé
- OSR: Hot Fuzz
April 2007
- Birthday Hayes All In My Brain
- Punishment
- Lazy Sunday: Mr. Roboto
- Roundup - Week Of Apr 21
- Love For Our Robot Overlords Mix
- When I Was Four, This Was Da Bomb
- Outage
- Cinco De Desnudo
- Lazy Sunday: Chick Habit
- Poetry Entry: In Defiance Of The MCP
- Lazy Week
- A Pound Of Gummy Bears!
- Roundup - Week Of Apr 7
- Lazy Sunday: My Time In Beautiful Crystal Waters
- Tim Johnson: Inventor Of A Guitar… Thingy
- A Challenge
- Randomnessocitiation: Laughing At Hillbillies
- Smack
- OSR: Grindhouse
- Slow Week
- Lazy Sunday: Pop Goes The World
- Roundup - Week Of Mar 31
- Review: The Bird And The Bee
- Oh, Hells No
- Trapped In The Drive-Thru
- I’m A Thinking Blogger?
- There’s This Movie About This Film
- Bjork Crowned Miss Georgia Peach
- N2Notes
- Top 10 Of 2007: 1st Quarter Check-In
- Nearly Choked
- Lazy Sunday: The Bird And The Bee
March 2007
- Roundup - Week Of Mar 24
- Breakfast Burrito
- Randomnessocitiation: Pursuit Of The Obnoxious Mind
- Blogcast: Lollipops Are The New Sunshine
- We Have Cover!
- Freaky iPod: Goodbye, Miss Markie
- Poem: Shallow
- Lazy Sunday: Tootsie Roll
- Roundup - Week Of Mar 17
- Ad Slogan
- So Many CD’s
- Love Thursday: Best Gay Blogs
- Thank You Letter ‘H’
- 25,000
- The Treasure Be At Hand
- Scheduled Maintenance - Mar 25
- Lazy Sunday: Elevator Music
- Roundup - Week Of Mar 10
- Merely A Fan
- OSR: 300, Zodiac, The Host
- Official Voice
- Cameron’s First Commission
- Dear Blog
- Lazy Sunday: Poor Hawaii
- Roundup - Week Of Mar 3
- Massage Table For Sale
- Hypocrisy
- They Keep On Turnin’ In Your Mind
- Ann Coulter: A Lesson In Comedy
- Randomnessocitiation: Denim Your Loins
- Lazy Sunday: “Radiation Vibe”
- Roundup - Week Of Feb 24
- Picture Day
- Fear For Children
- Bono The Lobbyist
February 2007
- Ernie The Keebler Elf Dies
- Road Revenge The Ghandi Way
- Up-Close And Personal With Me — Howard
- Oscar Predictions And Tally
- Lazy Sunday: Electric Six
- Roundup - Week Of Feb 17
- A United United Kingdom
- Are You Lost?
- Stats
- OSR (One Sentence Review)
- Monkey Monday
- Lazy Sunday: The Weepies
- Randomnessocitiation: The Powers Of Eggs
- Blogcast: Ghost Rider Preview
- A Very Special Anti-Valentine’s Music Review
- Labels Within Labels Within Labels…
- Stephen Colbert Is An Enabler
- Roundup - Week Of Feb 3
- Scissor Sisters Videos
- “Dire”
- Randomnessocitiation: Stardate 200702.08
- Gullible
- Open Letter
- So This One Time
- Oklahoma Was Never Like This
- Five Reasons I Blog
- Roundup - Week Of Jan 27
- Behold The Power Of The Mooninites!
- Snow: Sick & Tired Of It All
- Such A Geek
- Life Through A Peep Hole
January 2007
- The Band No One In America Knew
- Sunshine
- Pick Up Line
- Movie Pitch
- “Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse”
- Polar Express
- Roundup - Week Of Jan 20
- The 6th
- Son Of A Creature Man
- Deletion Good
- about
- archives
- And I Will Always Make Fun Of Costner Films
- Roundup - Week Of Jan 13
- Improv Night
- V.I.P?
- New Section
- Be Gettin’ Ye Some Mythbusters Booty!
- Golden Globes Wrap-Up
- Roundup - Week Of Jan 6
- Blogcast: Why Be A Muskrat Hater?
- Now With Wii, PlayStation & Nintendo DS Themes!
- Promotionalization
- Randomnessocitiation II
- Roundup - Week Of Dec 30
- Human Experimentation On Spiders
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006 Music Mix
- The Web Pen Blog Discovered To Be Tweaked Out
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #01
- Meme: Top 10 Annoyances Of 2006
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #02
December 2006
- Safe New Year Everyone
- See A Dog Open Her Presents!
- Roundup - Week Of Dec 23
- “Gay Bar”
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: Bonus Awards
- Only In This Household
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #03
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #04
- You Can Vote
- The Unedited Version
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #05
- A Very Special Christmas Message From The Wet Spots
- Roundup - Week Of Dec 16
- You’re Welcome!
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #06
- Snow Day!
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #07
- Thank You!
- Randomnessocitiation
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #08
- RIP: Joe Barbera
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #09
- A Web Pen Gift
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #10
- Roundup - Week Of Dec 9
- What’s With The Platypuses?
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #12 & #11
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #14 & #13
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #16 & #15
- Nonoffensive Joke Tuesday
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #18 & #17
- How To Debate
- The Web Pen Favorite Albums Of 2006: #20 & #19
- Roundup - Week Of Dec 2
- A Verve Weblog Awards Winner (Yeah, I Was Shocked, Too)
- Duh.
- This Is So Cool!
- Overheard II
- Fruitcake Lady Remembered
- The Quicker Keeper-Upper
- Roundup - Week Of Nov 25
- Light To Unite (World AIDS Day)
- “West Hollywood Arm”
November 2006
- And Don’t Forget To Vote
- For The Venture Bros. Fans Out There
- Give Wreath A Chance!
- Rodents Scurrying Tonight
- Why Be A Muskrat Hater?
- If I Ett It, Here’s How I Did It
- Roundup - Week Of Nov 18
- Everybody Loves Pie
- Giving Thanks (A Year Slips By)
- Life Imitating… Uh… Well It’s Certainly Not Art
- Guility Pleasure Or Debilitating Medical Condition
- Live Blogging From The Monkey Show
- Pot Thought
- Roundup - Week Of Nov 11
- Monkey’s Uncle 5th Anniversary Show
- Cross Post: Waking Up With Sarah McLachlan
- 2006 Weblog Awards
- Morning Headline
- “txt msg brkup”
- Comrade Laaary
- Slow Week At The Web Pen
- Roundup - Week Of Nov 4
- Slogans I Would Love To See: It’s Orgasmic
- Wal-Mart Taking It In The Other End
- Cross Post: “The Blue Sky”
- New Side Blog
- Monday Morning Thoughts
- And The Nominees Are… Going To Come From This List
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 28
- The Hubble Telescope: Snarky’s Machine
- …And My Mom For Letting Me Make Fun Of Her…
- There Is No Mach 5
October 2006
- Real-Time Halloween Night Report
- Saturday Night With The Venture Bros.
- OMG! Shoes.
- “Zombies” - 300th Post
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 21
- A Very Modern Great Pumpkin
- I Voted
- Not Again!
- For Only $40, YOU Can Mess With Minds
- If This Shocks You…
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 14
- “The Break”
- One Step Closer To Alan Moore’s Nightmare
- Some Thoughts On Human Sacrifice
- For Colorado Voters
- 300 Million. Time To Move To Grandma Island!
- Can’t. Stop. Playing.
- Roundup - Week Of Oct 7
- Don’t Watch This Video Or Listen To This Song!
- Blog Lessons
- Halloween Atmosphere Mix
- Fang’s Caption Contest
- The Weepies Redux
- Whoa!
- Oddness At Oddville
- Morning Headlines
- Roundup - Week of Sep 30
- Did You Ever Notice?
- New Occasional Series: Duh!
September 2006
- Roundup - Week Of Sep 23
- Galaxy Glue
- “Deep”
- New Levels Of Geekdom
- Ta-Dah! It’s The Scissor Sisters!
- Finally! (The Nellie McKay Version)
- Contentious
- Another Kudo For The Blog
- And Now, My Beauties, Something With Floyd In It
- Roundup - Week Of Sep 16
- Balls-Mart -or- The Greedy Who Stole Christmas!
- Ad Campaign Pitch
- One Way To Cure An Obsession
- Arrrgh, I Be Seaching For A Crew
- The Weepies
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things IX
- Denver’s Art Film Theaters
- Roundup - Week of Sep 9
- Listen To The Scissor Sisters New Album NOW!
- See The Monkeys
- I’m Going To Jail!
- “Now They’ll Sleep”
- Overheard I
- Olbermann: My New Hero
- Ever Wonder What It’s Like Inside My Head?
- One Off
- One More Reason To Believe The UK Has Better Musical Taste
- Thou Shalt Not Weave
- I Would Like To Thank
- I’m Fine
- Roundup - Week of Aug 26
August 2006
- Comic Of The Day
- The Myrmidons On iTunes!
- I’m Shocked! Shocked, I Tell You!
- But I Have Social Skills, Too!
- People Is The Craziest People
- “You Won’t Love Me”
- Imagined Debate At The IAU Conference
- Holy Crap! It Worked!
- Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
- Irony On Wheels
- And Here Is My First
- Testing New Waters
- Roundup - Week Of Aug 12
- Making Stuff Up & Blog Readings
- Guess The Song: A Meme Game
- Carol Bangs ‘Em Off 2
- I Wish I Were Dead
- Guest Blogging
- Roundup - Week Of Aug 5
- The KKK LOVES Marilyn Musgrave
- “The Little Secret”
- My Fair Lady
- A Very Mann Christmas
- NASA Makes Astronauts Count …Backwards!
- So Samuel L. Jackson Called Me
- Morning Thoughts
- Tribadism Female Siblings
- Roundup - Week of July 29
- The Monkey Store Is Now Open!
- I’m A Fool
- But They Made Me Laugh
- “First Run”
- It Was Like Being In A Lynch Film
July 2006
- It’s Almost Next Month!
- iTunes Meme
- One Off
- Roundup - Week of July 22
- Squeeze Your Tart
- FCC FU
- The Cameo
- Lacking Understanding Or Knowledge
- Why Do Brains Suddenly Appear?
- The Next Blog Reading
- You Can Get A Longer Kong!
- Roundup - Week of July 15
- The Lilith Condom: Post #200
- Mateo Says He And Friend Not Gay
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things VIII
- A Big Thank You To The Denver Bloggers
- See! Comedy Done Without A Script!
- Roundup - Week Of July 8
- For Those About To Folk…
- The Blog’s First Review
- Vote For The 200th Post Now!
- Smoosh That Earworm!
- The Torrent
- Dictionaraoke
- Do It During The Previews
- Roundup - Week Of July 1
- Nectar Of The Gods
- Free “Weird Al”!
- To Verb Is To Live
- A One Off
- Celebrate Death
- Lump
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things VII
- Roundup - Week Of June 24
June 2006
- “This Site Will Self-Destruct”
- Get A Rise In The Shower
- Date Night With The Venture Brothers
- More Than Meets The Eye
- “Because It Was Rated ‘Arrrrr’”
- Who Will Die?
- Big Jury Letdown
- Venom Is Coming
- Välkomnande Till Djungel
- The Censored Joke
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things VI
- New Weekly Series
- Gay Pride Weekend
- Refresher In Traffic Rules
- The Summer Single
- “This Time We Didn’t Forget The Gravy”
- Superheroes And Their Psychosis
- Punch Line Of The Day
- If In The Denver Area
- I’ve Been Tweaking
- Soap Box Rant
- Radio Theater Pilot II
- Radio Theater Pilot
- Measuring Cameron
- Finally!
- Carol Channing Returns To Denver
- Eating Up Those 15 Minutes
- Housesitting Audio Diary
- Get Your Kicks
- Own A Piece Of The Universe!
- How Badly Is Ashlee Simpson’s Denver Performance Selling?
- GWGB* Seeks Good Driver
- The Master Is Not Here Presently
- Beware Your Creations!
- Interview Shenanigans
- Gay Marriage Is Good For The Economy
- Blog Art
- Yelpie
- And Speaking Of Dogs
- Mom Emails
May 2006
- Sweet Life (aka Freaky iPod VIII)
- Things That Show Up In My Box
- Build-A-Bear Testimonial
- T-shirt Idea
- Marketing = Content
- Freaky iPod VII
- Mom’s Afternoon ‘Delight’
- “Good News, Everyone!”
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things V
- Bumper Sticker Idea
- Poll: Do You Like Me?
- A Sign Of The Apocalypse?
- Hurricane Leslie
- The Night Melissa Manchester Saved My Life
- Where Did I Put My Furry Feet?
- New/Familiar Look
- So Much Time
- What I Learned On “Tom & Jerry” Today
- The Intern’s Shit Is Cracked Up
- So I Ran Into A Tree - The Bumper Sticker
- Best Ad Ever!
- A Not-So-Famous Short Film Star
- Dude, She’s, Like, The World’s Best Mom… Ever!
- Fun Collection Of Videos
- Tonight’s One-Liners
- “Pull The Blog Over, Ma’am”
- Let Me Actually Take The Time To Point This Out
- Get An iLife, Dickweed!
- The Name Of Mine
- And He Was: Blogging Against Disablism Day
April 2006
- By Any Other Name
- So I Ran Into A Tree - Re-enactment Wallpaper
- Book Readings
- Sith Lords In Disguise
- Attack Of The Bacterium (Addendum)
- So I Ran Into A Tree - Attack Of The Bacterium
- More Geek Humor
- So I Ran Into A Tree - The Re-enactment
- Poor Man’s Mama Mia
- Diary Entry IV
- Hair
- More Casa Bonita Than You Ever Wanted
- What Else Is In The Teaches Of Peaches?
- Title Vaguely Pointing To Subject Matter
- “I Am Evil Howard”
- Another Geekgasm
- The Myrmidons
- The Ultimate Gasm Of Ultimate Geekgasms
- Dude, This Drink Tastes Like Crap! Thanks!
- You Know You’re Writing Weird Stuff When
- Pocket Fishing
- So I Ran Into A Tree - Update
- So I Ran Into A Tree - Prank You Very Much
March 2006
- So I Ran Into A Tree - Intermission
- Do Not Resist The Pop Goodness
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things IV
- So I Ran Into A Tree
- I Sleep To Dream
- A Web Pen Endorsement From Stephen Hawking
- The New Ones Are Younger Every Year
- That Explains Some Things
- The Happy Pirate
- Avoid Planetary Destruction The Natural Way
- Farts III
- But Is It ‘Real Good’?
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things III
- Can’t Pinch This
- OMG!
- The Whopper Whats?
- Baseball’s Best ‘Burger’?
- I Died A Little Inside
- Google Maps: Mars
- Goldfrapp’s Raunchy Supernature
- Cross Your Fingers
- The End Of The World
- Freaky iPod VI
- One Reason I Love Dolly
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things II
- Stupid Girls - Pink
- Freaky iPod V
- What If…
- Do You Believe In Life After School?
- …and in the role of God: George W. Bush
- Performing Cynically At Bleu Cow 5
- Lonely
February 2006
- Do You Like Scary Movies?
- Anna Bares All For The Supreme Court
- Alanis Morissette Is A Genius!
- Do You Take It?
- Won’t Somebody Think About The Children?
- Well, $#!+!
- The Gayest Thing Known To Mankind
- Freaky iPod IV
- Cartoon Characters Say The Darnest Things
- Ultimate Proof Of Nicotine Addiction
- The First Great Album Of 2006
- Is It Me?
- Razzie Awards II
- Summer Of Love
- fastlad: Episode IIV: Brokeback Planet
- Guidelines For The Cynical Dater
- What? Part II
- Broke Mac Mountain
- Intervention! The San Francisco Treat!
- What?
January 2006
- Zombies In Las Vegas… New Mexico!
- Best Song Oscar® Prediction
- Diary Entry III
- Freaky iPod III
- Animated Spin
- And Then The Acid Kicked In
- Farts II
- Morning Brew
- Farts
- The Zombies Are Your Daddy
- Freaky iPod II
- Bumper Sticker Idea
- Freaky iPod I
- Dozens
- A Case Of Acting Before Thinking
- Madonna’s Edginess
- Platitude Of The Moment I
- In Memorium I
- Razzie Awards
- What My Birthday Means
December 2005
- Diary Entry II
- A Few 2005 In Review Items
- Happy Presents Day!
- Bed Bugs Bite Back
- The Suffering Of Mel Gibson
- Diary Entry I
- The Joys Of Improv I
- Calendar From Down Under
November 2005
