I Have Found Love; It Is A Loaf

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 at 12:07 pm

It’s the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth — food-wise, that is. Great Harvest Bread Company’s spinach-feta bread. Just the smell of it makes me start to sweat, my stomach feels suddenly empty and all I can think about is the toaster and butter.

It’s that good. It’s hearty, heavy and oh-so-very moist. You need to nearly double the time on your toaster for a slice of it. Seriously.

Truly the best bread I’ve ever had. So good it makes me need to use it to sop up the Miracle Of God Whip it caused in my pants.

The horrible thing? They only make it on Fridays so once you’re addicted, you have to wait for days before getting your next fix. I would recommend pinching two loaves while you’re there.

Listening to: “Backwoods Barbie” - Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton - Backwoods Barbie - Backwoods Barbie


11 Responses to “I Have Found Love; It Is A Loaf”

  1. Kath Says:

    Would sound even better with several strips of bacon inside.

    Yum!

    Kath´s last blog post.. Dazed And Confused

  2. Howard Says:

    Bacon. Hmmm.. I’ll have to think about that. Cam did make egg sandwiches with it and that was good.

  3. Big Daddy Says:

    Oddly enough, this gave me a craving for cinnamon raisin bread.

  4. Howard Says:

    Really? That’s queer.

  5. hdw Says:

    How awful. I’m giggling at the ‘pinching two loaves’ part. Honestly, figures I’d pick bathroom humor out of a bread post.

    hdw´s last blog post.. Check Out My New Digs!

  6. Chris C. Says:

    Tough sell from a marketing standpoint but if they have big enough of a niche they can do well.

    Chris C.´s last blog post.. RL Column: What’s Not to Love about the $700 Billion Dollar Bailout Bill

  7. Leslie Says:

    Is that really the best picture you could find?

  8. Andy Says:

    “The miracle of God whip”… Blimey! That has to win the prize for best turn of phrase I’ve heard or read all year! x

    Andy´s last blog post.. Palin poor? That’s rich!

  9. David Says:

    All this for bread? Really? I mean…bread?

    David´s last blog post.. New Mexico Retreat

  10. Howard Says:

    HDW: Hey, anything that gets a giggle.

    Chris: But the bread is so good!

    Leslie: Is that the best insult you could come up with?

    Andy: That was a collaborative effort between me and another Monkey.

    David: Yes… for bread.

  11. DaDuck Says:

    ooooh man! That looks HEAVENLY!

    DaDuck´s last blog post.. It’s a new dawn

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