There Is Nothing Wrong With…
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I tend to be liberal in my thinking. No, really. I’m all for energy policy reform with renewable power sources because modern windmills are so cool to look at when driving by in your car. I guess the term nowadays is ‘progressive’ as liberal has been turned into a dirty word somehow, yet the conservatives that helped make the word synonymous with being unpatriotic have themselves no problems with naughty language. Take this excerpt from a piece of hate mail that Daily Kos got (you can read the entire thing here):
I’d like to personally kick the shit out of you. But since you’re probably in New York or Los Angeles, that’s not going to happen. I’ve been to Los Angeles. What a shithole. I’d like to get some good pizza in NY, but not at the risk of running across assholes like anyone on the New York Times, Madonna, David Letterman, or any other cocksucking liberal.
I have one huge problem with this well-thought-out debate on whether Obama as President would open the gates to terrorist attacks:
There is nothing wrong with cocksucking!
Cocksucking is a glorious and respected past time and should never used in a way that would make someone think the cocksucker is some sort of horrible, hairy monster salivating at the very thought of mouthing cock. The funny thing is this guy — c’mon, it has to be a guy. No woman I know would miss the chance of running into Madonna in NY and thumping her on the head for making it that much harder to live up to sexual expectations — should be exalting the act of cocksucking because, well, he’s a guy. If it popped up in his political jargon then you know he’s thinking about it. He’s actively imagining scenarios where he drunkenly picks up some girl but is not able to erect the “Burj Dubai” or is soliciting someone in an airport bathroom stall hoping to sting the back of a throat.
In other words, leave cocksuckers alone because you know you want ‘em. Besides, there is nothing wrong with them some mouthwash and an antibiotic can’t cure.
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July 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
I’m a huge fan of cocksucking, too! :)
July 29th, 2008 at 8:39 am
PS: … For the record, there’s nothing wrong with New York City, either! Card-carrying, NYC-dwelling cocksucker right here. :)
July 29th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Indeed, it is not the cocksucker that should be described as “some sort of horrible, hairy monster salivating at the very thought of mouthing” but my actual cock.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:50 am
NYC, LA and CS - all good!
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July 29th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Hear, hear! Now maybe if we get past the misguided insult, we can all work on improving the quality of cocksucking in this country.
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July 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Amen!
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July 30th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Well said! I’ve never understood the insult in any context. Besides, aren’t right-wingers into kissing the arses of corporate financial donors in a really big way? Surely they work a little tongue action into that? x
July 31st, 2008 at 9:10 am
Classic!
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August 2nd, 2008 at 10:07 am
Well Howard…at least the hate mail sent to The Daily Kos is legible. You should see the crap we get. It would make your fucking eyes bleed!
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August 2nd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Cocksuckers rock. Anyone who doesn’t appreciate cocksuckers deserves to be sexually frustrated and bitter like that guy is.
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August 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 am
I’m glad somebody said it! I consider cocksucker to be a compliment!
Howard, you’re the cocksuckingest! XO
August 4th, 2008 at 6:43 am
I go away for one week and I miss a post about cocksucking! I’m never leaving again!
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August 9th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
For that matter, there’s nothing wrong with f-cking mothers either. Hell, I’m going to go do it right now. I mean, not my own, of course. That’s gross.
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August 12th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I know that i sure love having the back of MY throat “stung”!