Democratic vs. Republican Sex Scandals
Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I’m up for some funny now with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer being caught up in the latest sex scandal. I immediately went to his page to see which political party he belonged to. He’s a Democratic so I deduced that the sex was with a woman. I was right.
So let’s review our sex scandal formulas when it comes to politicians:
Man-On-Woman Lovin’: Democrat
Man-On-Man Lovin’: Republican
Any politician that falls outside of these proven facts is a freak of nature and shall be shunned, ridiculed, called hypocrite and immediately have the suffix of ‘former’ placed before their current title. So it is written, so shall it be done.
Listening to: “Clowns” - Goldfrapp
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March 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Well, if I had no choice but to sleep with Spitzer or Craig, I’d pick Spitzer. But they’re both creepy.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
It’s too bad it was with a woman, because I have a “Spitzer swallows” joke I’ve been dying to use.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Steve: Spitzer is especially creepy in the picture that is on the post.
Diesel: DAMN! Can’t you use them to describe what Client-9 made her do?
March 11th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I was going to post a caption for the strange picture that was something like, “Oh! Oh! Don’t stop now - I’m ALMOST there!” But I didn’t.
But now we know that all politicians are hypocrites. The Democrats are just apparently better at hiding it. Anarchy rules! (oh, wait …)
March 11th, 2008 at 9:31 am
At least they seem to be good at something lately.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
But…I want to have sex with you…and I am an Independent…
March 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
But you aren’t a politician, so sex away, baby.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
So which party allows ‘unsafe’ sex acts?
Man you gotta love when an asshole attorney gets what’s coming to him. Hank Greenburg and Jack Welsh must be laughing their ass off.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
That would be the Green party coz everything is natural, maaaan.
Yeah, all these people need to stop pounding their chests and trying to convince us they aren’t human with human needs.
March 11th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
What if the politician is into animals?
March 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Nope. David Vitter - Man-on-Woman Lovin’: Republican.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Speener: Or if they like to dress up as animals.
David: He’s a hypocrite not following party lines!