Unfathomable Congitations
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Life is like a video game. There will always be an easy, medium, hard and expert level when dealing with everyday life. Unfortunately, there is no control to set everything to easy.
Of course, there are no 1-Up mushrooms for an extra life either. Plus the princess is usually attracted to the bad guy and not the nice plumber risking his life to save her from a life of abuse. That begs the question is Princess Peach legitimately kidnapped or is she and Bowser pulling the goomba over Mario’s eyes?
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January 16th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
there is a secret passage hidden behind the waterfall.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
What are you smoking up in those mountains? :lol:
January 17th, 2008 at 8:12 am
are my bowser or plumber?
January 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am
I wish I could find the cheat that gives you unlimited lives, and unlocks all the levels.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Hubs: I knew it!
Steve: Whatever was lying around.
Cameron: A little of both, baby. Although watch those spikes on your back next time.
Andy: Ahh, the real secret identity of Lord Likely visits the blog excellent. And, yes, I agree completely.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am
You speaky deh english?
January 17th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Linguine. Ravioli. Pasta fazool.
January 17th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
i make-a dah special sauce for you-a.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Nice Italian!
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I like mine super hard… I mean difficult! No no, I mean hard! Yes, that’s it!
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
naughty.