Unfathomable Congitations

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 at 10:39 am

MarioLife is like a video game. There will always be an easy, medium, hard and expert level when dealing with everyday life. Unfortunately, there is no control to set everything to easy.

Of course, there are no 1-Up mushrooms for an extra life either. Plus the princess is usually attracted to the bad guy and not the nice plumber risking his life to save her from a life of abuse. That begs the question is Princess Peach legitimately kidnapped or is she and Bowser pulling the goomba over Mario’s eyes?

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Listening to: “Liverpool 8″ - Ringo Starr
Ringo Starr - Liverpool 8 - Liverpool 8


11 Responses to “Unfathomable Congitations”

  1. hubs Says:

    there is a secret passage hidden behind the waterfall.

  2. Steve Says:

    What are you smoking up in those mountains? :lol:

  3. cameron Says:

    are my bowser or plumber?

  4. Andy Fanton Says:

    I wish I could find the cheat that gives you unlimited lives, and unlocks all the levels.

  5. Howard Says:

    Hubs: I knew it!

    Steve: Whatever was lying around.

    Cameron: A little of both, baby. Although watch those spikes on your back next time.

    Andy: Ahh, the real secret identity of Lord Likely visits the blog excellent. And, yes, I agree completely.

  6. BOSSY Says:

    You speaky deh english?

  7. Howard Says:

    Linguine. Ravioli. Pasta fazool.

  8. hubs Says:

    i make-a dah special sauce for you-a.

  9. Howard Says:

    Nice Italian!

  10. Robert Says:

    I like mine super hard… I mean difficult! No no, I mean hard! Yes, that’s it!

  11. Howard Says:

    naughty.

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