Howard Updated His Blog And All I Got Was A Stupid Meme

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am

This one is fun though! Jami and SinisterDan discovered this. And now I get to copy and paste stuff without having to write much more which means I can do it in a hurry and get back to this darn job thing I have.

First, the meme:
You are in a band. Your band is about to release their first CD. Now, follow these directions to build it. Go to

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The tail (last three or four words) of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Use the graphics program of your choice to put them together into your first CD.

And here we go…

1. My band name is…. actually, I already have names for the band I want to be in. Either Lift To Shower or The Love Puddles. But I digress… My band name is:

May 2006 In Oceania

Actually I like that!

2. And now introducing our first album that we made under contract with Simon Cowell after coming in second on American Idol. He’s actually a really nice guy when you get him alone. May 2006 In Oceania is proud to present its debut album:

With One’s Own Opinion

You see we came up with that when we got into a huge argument and decided to spend an entire day solving our problems with music, i.e. “With one’s own opinion, do I majorly thrash my guitar. Pass the heroin.”

3. & 4. And here’s a sneak peak at our album cover:

Album Cover
Photo by Laney Butler

5. Oh, yeah. I’m adding a fifth part to the meme. I went to a random title generator site and came up with the names of the 12 tracks and they can be exclusively revealed here!

  1. Some Words
  2. The Obsessed Alien
  3. Worlds of Silk
  4. The Women’s Men
  5. The Heart of the Winter
  6. Rose in the Flames
  7. Dark Dreaming
  8. The Wet Thorn
  9. Sparks of Night
  10. The Healer’s Edge
  11. The Destiny of the Person
  12. Voyager in the Fairy

“Voyager in the Fairy” is our 10-minute opus, progressive, self-indulgent song that will wow die-hard fans, but critics will compare to Pink Floyd, Yes and Radiohead and dismiss it as an exercise in musical masturbation. We will, of course, defend it as our masterpiece, trash some major magazine, ruin our chance at getting interviews, which will eventually lead to our break-up before the second album is complete.

Our “Behind The Music” episode airs on VH1 next week. Things happen fast in the volatile world of music. Now if you’re excuse me, I have to go play Guitar Hero in order to rehearse for my solo debut.

Listening to: “Three-Way” - The Magnetic Fields
The Magnetic Fields - Distortion - Three-Way


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15 Responses to “Howard Updated His Blog And All I Got Was A Stupid Meme”

  1. hdw Says:

    How fun!

  2. hubs Says:

    Mine from last week:
    http://www.artifacting.com/blo.....your-soul/

  3. Big Daddy Says:

    My band Cinémas Guzzo will be releasing our first EP
    ‘There Are No Golden Rules’ in early February.

    Cover art forthcoming.

  4. Chris C Says:

    I found an news piece about this subject and music industry sweatshops and you were indicted!

    I was also indicted, and I reprinted the news story in a post today hehe :)

  5. Howard Says:

    HDW: It was.

    Hubs: I completely missed that the first time around. Going as soon as I answer these comments.

    Big Daddy: Can’t wait to see it.

    Chris: Oh, no! What are we going to do? I know! Get a real record label contract and THEN form the band.

  6. the frogster Says:

    Mitsubishi Plastic agrees to your offer to do band battle, but warns you that our last four competitors were so overcome by gloom upon meeting us that two of them committed suicide, one is taking meds and “Doing much better now” and the fourth became a Scientologist.

  7. Chris C Says:

    Sometimes my commenting is like an excited puppy when its owner comes home hehe.

  8. Jason Says:

    Oh cool. I love this. I must copy ;)

  9. cameron Says:

    I’ve spent over half an hour fucking around with this thing. Good show!

  10. David Says:

    I am totally stealing this and you are so going on my blog roll.

  11. Howard Says:

    Frogster: Wow, what a downer group.

    Chris: and you know I was just joshin’ ya.

    Jason: And I see you did.

    Cameron: Fun, eh?

    David: Steal away and I just added you to mine as well since I’ve been reading for other a month now.

  12. The Hermit Says:

    Ok, I’m officially in love with the random title generator. Not in love with my band’s name, but I’ll get over it.

    Band: Silver Behenate
    Album: Its Own Special Laws (from a quotation of Douglas Adams, in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

    Songs:
    Living Flames
    The Some Dying
    Window of Bridges
    The Rose’s Stream
    The Worlds of the Teacher
    Bridges in the Legacy
    Whispering Storm
    The Trembling Sons
    Dream of ScentThe Voyager’s Twilight
    The Sky of the Night
    Words in the Door

    Still working on the album cover… I’ll post a link when it’s done! Nice meme!

  13. Chris C Says:

    You were only kidding? Oh man.

  14. Andy Says:

    I saw Jami’s and liked it, and this one is equally fun! x

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