I paved the road to hell a little more this weekend. Today was the day I was going to reveal a review of a brand new band that has really made quite an impression on me: The Foreign Films. In the meantime, the interview that I’ve been trying to get for three weeks finally called me the day before the article was due so I spent most of my Saturday night and Sunday afternoon putting that together. It will be posted as soon as it hits the streets.

So today I’ll share a conversation with Mateo. He and I talk almost every morning on our way to work. We should really tape some of them as they are usually hilarious — to us anyway. This morning’s topic: Dumbledore being gay.

Excerpts

Mateo: Does that make Professor McGonagall his fag hag?

Howard: When it was first announced all I could think of was NAMBLA.
Mateo: Well, it wasn’t like Dumbledore was trying to get into Harry’s robes.
Howard: No, just trying to get him to whip his wand out.

Mateo: What was the first thing Dumbledore is seen with in the books? A light dimmer. Hello! Gay!

Mateo: Does that make the Weasleys the breeders?
Howard: And how!
Mateo: I wonder if there is a magical way to undo a pregnancy? “ABORTIOSA!”

We then started to conjecture about the state of abortion rights within the world of Harry Potter and the politics involved. Yeah, that’s how we roll.

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