Plunderin’ Starbucks
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 at 1:34 pmI struck port in my local Starbucks (which one isn’t “local”) and hobbled in on me pegleg, arrogantly approached the counter with me free drink card in hand and when the cashiering wench asked what I be havin’ I said, “Aaaye be plunderin’ a grande raspberry mocha with lash… I mean, whip… Arrr!”
Surprisingly, all the coffee wenches there be gettin’ the joke. It be makin’ this ole sea dog warm in me heart knowin’ these landlubbers be knowin’ about TLAP Day and to be makin’ them happy.
Be listenin to: “One In A Million” - Echobelly
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September 19th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Only Queens drink Rasberry Mochas :P
September 19th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Yeah, PIRATE Queens! :-P
Of course, part of the joke was that I ordered a raspberry mocha in a pirate voice.
September 19th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
don’t you know starbucks is in the business of selling syrup and milk? coffee is secondary.
September 19th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Yes, I learned that by watching you!
September 19th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Arrrg! I live fer TLAP Day - ever since I was a skipper what sailed the seven seas with me ol’grog drinking buddy, Cap’n Jack Sparrow. I even remembers when he tripped and broke his booty. Ol’ Jack couldnt sit down fer a week.
September 19th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Loved that it was talk like a pirate day!!! I plundered my starbucks today!!!
September 21st, 2007 at 12:48 am
This is because TLAP day is the best holiday EVER.
September 21st, 2007 at 7:29 am
Daveman: ouch.
Felicia: Did you remember to pillage and THEN burn?
Jayne: Next to Halloween. YEP!