Monkey Poo
Friday, September 21st, 2007 at 7:27 amYesterday was one of the members of Monkey’s Uncle’s birthday — Matt2. During dinner at the Wynkoop Brewing Company, I discovered that one of his co-workers has basically determined that she is going to set me on the road to heterosexuality to which I replied loudly and merely for shock value:
If it ain’t tight and poopy, I don’t want it.
The silence that followed was the stuff that radio shock jocks dream of.
Speaking of Monkey’s Uncle, we have a show Monday. If you’re in the Denver area, won’t you consider attending? All the cool kids are doing it. Give in to the peer pressure! You can find out more details here.
Have a great weekend!
Listening to: “Simple X” - Andrew Bird
September 21st, 2007 at 7:58 am
“tight and POPPY“? Umm… You like small flowers?
September 21st, 2007 at 7:59 am
Damn spelling errors!
Thanks for catching that.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:21 am
That so never happened!
For one, none of Matt’s co-workers except Steve were there. And two, I DEFINITELY would have heard this…between you and Dan there could never be silence at a table!
September 21st, 2007 at 8:48 am
I got your back, man! But not in THAT way, you understand …
September 21st, 2007 at 8:50 am
Leslie: Steve was the one who told me and if you weren’t wrapped up in your own conversation, you would have heard it. Check with anyone from Larry & Steve up the table to Matt. :-P
Jami: I understand.
September 21st, 2007 at 9:23 am
Ya know, that can also apply to females. Some, anyway. Just sayin’…
September 21st, 2007 at 9:25 am
so that’s the key to your gay heart…
September 21st, 2007 at 9:41 am
Jason - it’s the key to something that sounds a lot like “heart”.
September 21st, 2007 at 10:30 am
Kath: Grrrrrowl.
Jason: sssshhhhhh.
Jami: fart?
September 21st, 2007 at 10:36 am
I can attest to his saying that Leslie… He had to borrow my phone to e-mail himself to remind himself to post it. :)
September 21st, 2007 at 3:31 pm
…
September 21st, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Hayes: except that your damn iPhone wouldn’t let me log on so I just texted myself (that sounds dirty).
Hubs: Oh, I see. The silent treatment.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:35 am
That’s just nasty :P
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:14 pm
HAHAHAHHA!!
Nice, Howard.
I just adore you.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:26 am
Ummm guys…I was joking. Jeez
September 24th, 2007 at 8:43 am
Steve: And you loved it.
HDW: awww…
Leslie: Then use the international symaphore symbol for it: :oP Jeez!
September 28th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Oh! Oh! Oh! That’s vile. Truly vile.
And hilariously funny as well. x