And I Got My Education In This State
Thursday, August 30th, 2007 at 12:00 amLike with that and the video do make those with the beauty contest-type girls believe in the stereotypes under, uh, for them that have digged them in the hole that dug.
I sincerely hope this is just taken out of context or that she froze up on stage; however, that didn’t stop me from sending this atrocity to Hot Doctor Wife to vent about the fact that these girls are competing for a scholarship to learn. Holy Air Brain! We should really give the losers a scholarship and the winners a job. Or better yet, give me the money. I want to go back to school to finish my degree. I qualify! I can easily point out the U.S., South Africa and Iraq on a map. Now don’t hate me because I’m smart — hate me because I’m pretty, too.
Isn’t there a scholarship out there that people who are passionate about broadening (huh, I said ‘broad’) their education? In fact with me being 40 — and supposedly more responsible — I would make the perfect student: engrossed and eager to learn so I can change my career path to a field I’ve loved all my life. Now shower me with money for college! That is as long as I don’t have to put petroleum jelly on my… teeth! I said teeth!
Anyway, I wanted to share the conversation HDW and I had while we were talking about it.
HDW: OH MY GOD, I saw this yesterday!!! What an idiot.
Howard: She’s only there for looks, baby.
HDW: And those are questionable. She should be in porn. You know, something in her mouth to shut her up. ZIIIIIIIIIING!
Howard: “Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I love it when you fill me with your The Iraq. Yeah, U.S. Americans are so American! Yeah! Touch my South Africa. C’mon! Touch my South Africa! Twist my the map that people can’t, uh, get.”
HDW: HAHAHAHHAA
Howard: I’m so turning this into a post.
Everyone is a beauty-contestant finalist at Humor-blogs.com and most can actually point at a map.
Listening to: “Bloc Bloc Bloc” - Orchestral Maneuvers In The Dark
August 30th, 2007 at 1:58 am
Here is what confuses me about this video…
You would think at first glance that mentioning South Africa as a problem area is two decades too late. But they are having a big problem with illegal immigrants from Zimbabwe looking for jobs these days.
Not only that but apparently the sexual disease prevention program in South Africa is under fire for having to recall 20 million faulty condoms.
As much as I would like to give her the benefit of the doubt, she was out of her element. The best thing about being really good looking is that it doesn’t matter what you say. Our society rewards beauty as much as it does intelligence.
Besides, if it weren’t for hot dumb women, average looking guys wouldn’t get laid hehe. Women love a sense of humor, not-so-smart girls think you are the next Dane Cook.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Women like this make my head hurt. And after seeing the video, I fought to keep any brain cells that wanted to escape after hearing such crap.
August 30th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Chris C:
Very well thought out and deliciously sexist.
HDW:
Oh, I thought you had killed those off with wine.
August 30th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Come on, their is nuthing rong with a littel stupitity.
August 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I’m sorry, Bossy. I’ll be nicer. Will that get me a full four-year scholarship?
August 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Maybe her shiny lips blinded her and prevented her brain from functioning?
Ya think?
Honestly, have them compete in something they excel at.
Jello shots off another contestant’s bare emaciated tummy. Kegger headstands. Starving themselves so they can fit into their size 0 gowns. Toilet repair.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
might as well go the whole nine yards and wheel in a stripper pole hehe.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Hey, come on now, don’t yell at her JUST because of her dye job. After all, she defended herself on The Today Show and said she simply hadn’t heard the question. My god, I hope there’s an excuse.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Kath-You are bad!
Chris C-In your fantasies. Oh, wait, that’s the point, isn’t it.
Lewis-Me, too. I keep hearing more and more about her Today Show appearance and that while she laughed it off, it really did show her, uh, facilities.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
She’s a perfect candidate for Attorney General.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Damn - you made this even funnier - unlike me :(
At least you get paid to be funny. I had no chance.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Just pointing out that there is a lot of mention of Hot Dumb Women (HDW) and we have a commenter who is the HDW (Hot Doctor’s Wife)
Just wanted to clarify ;)
August 30th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Renal-zing! Love it!
Spencer-Hahaha! That second comment in the comedic business is called ‘redemption’. There you’ve been paid in compliments. That was damn funny.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
a map? what is that? all i know is that i’m purrrrettty. but you howard is prettier. i hate you!
August 30th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Ahhh, you say the sweetest things. Hope you’re first runner-up. Really! Mean it!
August 30th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
i think she’s hot.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
david letterman has a scholarship for straight c students. there are multiple scholarships for left handers. i’m sure, though i’ve never actually looked into it, but there are probably a boatload of scholarships for non-traditional students. bossy, please don’t make fun of my spelling mistakes.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:05 am
August 31st, 2007 at 5:06 am
for those of you who can’t see that last statement it was:
*cringe*
August 31st, 2007 at 6:26 am
Hubs-I’m sure there is, too. I just need to look into it as well.
Da Duck-No, no, I could actually HEAR you cringing.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:46 am
Spencer: I just saw that!! HA HA! Daaaaamn funny.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:34 pm
oh yeah, i also think she’s pretty funny:
http://www.people.com/people/q.....uizScore=0
September 1st, 2007 at 9:31 am
Please don’t let her spawn. That would be a whole family just primed and ready for JayWalk All Stars!
September 1st, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I personally believe that we should map the Iraq for the uh map that all US Americans in South Africa and the Asian countries such as the map and uh the surprising element of uncertainty introduced into the quantum theory by wave mechanics that asserts there is a limit to the amount of intelligence that the human brain can acquire as such and that will lead to uh a better future for all our children thank you.
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I agree on cutting her fallopian tubes. She will probably lose her own kid…
“aw geez I lost the baby again. Where did I put him/her? *sigh* Time to call 911 AGAIN. Let’s see, 4…2…7…why is 911 always down!!!
Or if you prefer an old classic: Blondestar, always on because you are always blond.
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=220133
September 4th, 2007 at 10:09 am
I watched this and the when she first said “because people don’t have maps” I was like, OH GOD, REALLY? But by the end of her answer, it dawned on me, that people not having maps was the most intelligent, and comprehensible, things she said.
I don’t know who I feel worse for, the fifth of the country that can’t find the US or this poor girl who won’t be able to leave her house for months without being laughed at…
September 4th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Fastlad - well, said, sir! You just made first runner-up!
Chris - Fun link!
Phillip - Yes and even scarier someone pointed out to me that she can vote, too.