The Contest

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 6:43 am

The video store I work at part-time is fun. Especially if you’ve been there for almost 10 years because you get away with saying shit (going for the that R-Rating) that would get you fired from most retail jobs. I can’t remember what lead up to this exchange, but here is the good part.

Regular: You have to enter to win, Howard.
Me: I bet you say that to all your tricks.


Listening to: “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” - The Police
The Police - The Police - Don't Stand So Close to Me


11 Responses to “The Contest”

  1. Kevin Says:

    Heh. Dirty.

  2. Howard Says:

    Heh, I knew you’d like it.

  3. Andy Says:

    Classic. :-)

  4. Howard Says:

    Tee-hee.

  5. Robert Says:

    Hmm… Why do I love it more than I like it!?!

  6. Howard Says:

    Because you want to use it. And feel free!

  7. Daveman Says:

    Okay - thats just scary. I am putting the official Homophobe League on defcon 2 alert, with that one. :-)

  8. Howard Says:

    Hahaha! But that could be used betwixt a man and a woman.

  9. Daveman Says:

    Oh - Okay.., **scratches head** .., I’ll stand them down to defcon .01 then :-)

  10. FUNK BROWN CHICK Says:

    You have such a dirty, dirty mind. But, that’s *exactly* why I like the thoughts that come out of it. ;)

  11. Howard Says:

    Daveman:
    Sorry for confusing you with my universal humor. :)

    FBC:
    And that was just a knee-jerk thing. Didn’t even think about it, just said it because I knew my audience would laugh.

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