I moved the Favorite Posts to its own page as well. Trying to clean up a little clutter. You can find this link under the “Blog” menu as well.

My blogroll has become so engorged and throbbing with hotness that I felt I had to hide the bigness of it in some tight-fitting underwear called “a separate page”. I’ll probably be doing the same thing for my favorite posts soon as well. As for now you can find the link the the blogroll under the “Blog” menu in this column.

I need a cigarette now.

I’ve been searching for this for a long time. It’s by the same people who did “Hardware Wars” and it’s just as hilarious. Look for the moment when Floyd Dreary’s truck stalls and he spots the mailboxes. I STILL sing that song to this day. Oh, sweet, sweet memories.

Part 1

Part 2
Wasn’t it keeeeeeen?

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Listening to: “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” - Elton John

Today is Ms. Joan Of Arc’s Deathday. She died in 1431 after claiming that voices from God were telling her to go to war. She gained popularity thus enabling her to achieve her goals. Later her enemies in government convicted her of hearsay and had her burned at the stake. Almost 500 years later the Catholic church made her a saint.

Replacement fun!

Today is President George W. Bush’s 2,322nd day in office. His support died after claiming that voices from God were telling him to go to war. After 9/11, he gained popularity thus enabling him to achieve his goals. Later his enemies in government couldn’t even muster up enough support to even slap him on the wrist. Hopefully, that means that we won’t have to hear the term “Saint Bush” half a millennium from now.

Thanks, Cameron, for the Joan of Arc idea.

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Listening to: “History Repeating” - Propellerheads & Miss Shirley Bassey