Punishment
Sunday, April 29th, 2007 at 10:43 pmIt’s like I’m being punished for visiting The Piss Takers. I’m in his gummy bear contest again, so head over there, won’t you? Actually, in all seriousness, you should go over there to read Ed’s blog anyway. It’s damn funny except that he outed me as an improv comedian. Jerk. Now people are going to laugh at me. Or worse, I’ll get this: “You’re a comedian? Say something funny!”
Something funny.





















May 1st, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Well Howard, if writing “something funny” is as funny as you get under pressure, I guess your readers better had head over to my site for their written humor!!
On the upside the huge advantage you have over me, are the balls to stand up in front of a crowd and entertain them with plenty of spoken funny stuff.
Leaving the gummi bears v sour patch out of the equation, coz that is no contest, is it fair to say that we are somewhat even?
May 1st, 2007 at 4:44 pm
They should head over to your site anyway. And if you think that I do spoken word stuff in front of people, ooooh no. That’s the other four members’ responsibility. I’m the physical guy and just fall down a lot.
Even skeeven, sir!
May 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 am
I usually say “Your hairdo” or “Your eating habits” or “Your cologne” when I get the “Say something funny” command.
May 2nd, 2007 at 11:13 am
It’s just that I’m not a monkey for them to… okay, I maybe I am, but I’m not a performing monkey for them to… okay, so maybe I’m that, too.
Damit!