In a surprise upset last night, Bjork took first place at the Miss Georgia Peach competition after Miss Decatur slipped out of her pit and fell 20 feet to the stage below while performing her death-defying peach-stomping routine. The competition resumed soon after to the evening gown section when Bjork — against the wishes of her coach — went on stage as the self-proclaimed Princess Rainbow Peach. “Swans are so 2001! Everything is peaches. And I don’t mean that naughty skank of a singer who sang about sucking on her titties, which I’ve done. I mean who HASN’T done Peaches,” the diminutive Icelandic singer told The Web Pen. The judges were impressed and gave her top marks.

Even amid the controversy that she entered the pageant merely as a publicity stunt to promote her new album, Volta — out May 7 in the UK and May 8 in the US on Little Indian/Atlantic records and available in your favorite record store or online outlet — Bjork said nothing to judges or the audience about her new album which features guests like Timbaland and Antony Hegarty and is sure to be a new chapter in the awe-inspiring collection of music that is Bjork. When asked by the judges what she would to do better the world as Miss Georgia Peach she replied, “Everything is music.” This won over the judges who seemed to be quite drunk on peach wine at that point otherwise they would have known she said that years ago in “Rolling Stone”.

And now a Web Pen exclusive. We’ve obtained a picture of Bjork in the evening gown that won her the title of Miss Georgia Peach. Here she is — Princess Rainbow Peach!