If I Ett It, Here’s How I Did It
Sunday, November 26th, 2006 at 1:50 pmI’m not saying I murdered and then ate Cameron’s lemon meringue pie, but if I did eat it, this is how it would have happened. After dinner, naps would have started and during the new "Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends" movie special, Cameron would have taken a knife and… I can’t go any further. No my book publisher won’t let me go into any more detail right now; however, I can tell you that I just finished taping a tell-all for LOGO.
Oh, God! Look at all the lemon! It’s lemoning to death! Somebody help it! Get a tourniquet and some wax paper! Why? WHY? What is our world coming to? Think about the children! Oh, someone did. That’s why there is a Spongebob Squarepants DVD in the picture.
Uh, anyone got a straw?
Ironically, there is a lemon turkey in the pie. Do you see it? No, total weirdness. I only noticed it when I was looking at the draft post.
Listening to: No Man’s Land - Sufjan Stevens
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November 26th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Um, I think that the presence of the lemon turkey is proof that killing a pie is wrong as killing a turkey…. you are clearly being punished for both. Shame, shame, shame…. And Cameron, the pie looks FABULOUS.
Now stop playing with your food, unless you’re making a sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:44 am
I gotta build a mountain in my living room and it’s going to be keen!
November 27th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
The pie looks fine to me (but then again I am a LEMON FREAK)…just send it to Texas and I will take it off your hands :)