“Because It Was Rated ‘Arrrrr’”
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Just eight days until the film that is making me almost pee in my pants with excitement is released, Pirates Of Carrribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. There was a recent pirate skit on Saturday Night Live which I can’t find because NBC made everyone take down their pirated materials from places like YouTube. It was nothing but set-ups so the pirates at a convention could make "arrr" puns. The keynote speaker at the convention was Peter Sarrrsgaarrrrd.
I just read Peter Travers review of Dead Man’s Chest and he alluded to the fact that playing Will Turner’s father is none other than — no, not Peter, but — Stellan Skarrrsgarrrd.
It be doin’ me hearrrt good to be seein’ with me own deadlights the likes of Stellan Skarrrsgarrrd in yon pirate flick. Good, stout pirate name. Arrrrr. I wonder what he be thinkin’ about that scallywag, Axl Rose, sinkin’ his scurvy-ridden teeth deep into the flesh of one of his countrymen.
Listening to: Ornaments Of Gold - Siouxsie & The Banshees
June 28th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Ok, so I wanted to come up with something that had ARRRR in it for both pee and pants, but alas, searches through thesauri were unsuccessful.
So, when and where are you going to see Dead Man’s Chest (I’ve dated some guys like that… with dead chests, I mean)? Not to hint to loudly, but the Movie Invite page is showing something from… ahem … JANUARY?
Thanks in advance….
June 29th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Well, here’s the deal. I have to see it first with the Monkeys. Since we love pirates so much we are having a Monkey only outing on July 8th to see it. Perhaps I shall plan it for July 9th and see it again. Lord knows, I’ll probably want to see it several times.
June 29th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Stop arrrrrrrguing.
June 29th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Aye, lassie, we will broach no arrrguement but at its arrranged time. But we be forgivin’ ye this time be it that you be a fine lookin’ lass.