Archive for April, 2006

By Any Other Name

Friday, April 28th, 2006

I ended up working by myself tonight at the video store which means I had no filter or controlling agent to slow the high clockspeed of my brain processors. She’s called Nancy, by the way. I was finishing helping a customer when I tuned into a couple debating about which movie to rent and came in on this part:

Customer: …I did like that, but I don’t think it’s as good as Guy Ritchie’s Snatch.

Me: Are you guys talking about Madonna?

You couldn’t have paid for a better set-up.

Listening to: Naked Eye - Luscious Jackson

So I Ran Into A Tree - Re-enactment Wallpaper

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

One person told me they were making the re-enactment picture their wallpaper, so I made the picture into three different popular sizes for everyone! Enjoy.

800×600

1024×768

1280×1024

Listening to: Always In The Past - Tears For Fears


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Book Readings

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

I don’t attend many book readings. In fact, tonight’s was only the second I’ve ever attended. Both I went to because the authors were friends of mine.

The first was in Portland, Oregon’s Powell’s Bookstore when I went to see Chuck Palahniuk read Fight Club when it was only a short story published in a collection called Pursuit Of Happiness. The notable moment here was that I jokingly ran up to Chuck like Bugs Bunny does in "Long-Haired Hare" screaming, "Oh, Mr. Palahniuk, Mr. Palahniuk. You’re my writer dream boat. Can I have your autograph?" He embarrassingly signed my copy saying no one had ever asked for his autograph before. So I have, according to Chuck at the time, his first autograph. We were friends while I was living in Portland for a while but then I moved to Denver and lost contact with him. He was a sweet and funny man (and am still not used to him with hair).

And speaking of sweet and funny men, I went to see William Haywood Henderson read from his new book, Augusta Locke, tonight at the Tattered Cover Bookstore. Bill has become a friend of mine through Walt, and it was great to see him get in front of people and hold himself together to promote his book. He’s a shy, quiet man who writes stories set in the wide open spaces of Colorado and Wyoming. I’m looking forward to reading Augusta. The evening was enjoyable and I even started the question round.

"Bill, as a virgin to your works who has as recently as tonight been deflowered, how would you describe your own work to introduce it to someone new?"

It got a laugh, but I really did want to hear about his work described on the surface before people started asking their symbolism and ‘how did you get into the characters’ heads’ questions. Bill described his writing style as dense and used the term ‘landscape writing’, which I now understand from his readings. There were a lot of good questions which helped bring understanding to the mind of Henderson. I did get another question in about humor in his books which came from my own need to hear how others create comedy. Bill’s funny, so don’t believe what he tells you he’s not; however, he did say that humorous scenes in his books end up being cut out because he doesn’t feel they come out sounding funny. I think a little self-confidence boost is in order here.

Thanks for the lovely reading, Bill, and I really love the note you put in my copy. It was sweet and thoughtful. Congratulations on getting published yet again.

Listening to: Just Like A Movie Star - The 6ths with Dominique A

Sith Lords In Disguise

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

(Or When Geek Worlds Collide)

Whilst resting at home trying to get over the below posts, a commercial came on during "Jimmy Neutron" that caused me to run to my blogging post (pun intended). The worlds of Star Wars and Transformers have finally merged. Of course, there is only one question on everyone’s mind at this point. They only just NOW combined these capitalistic worlds? Yes. It’s true.

Star Wars Transformer Modes
Darth Vader ⇒ Imperial TIE fighter
Obi-Wan ⇒ Jedi Starfighter
General Grievous ⇒ those giant wheelie destroyer thingies
Luke Skywalker ⇒ X-Wing fighter

See the news here.

Now if they can just create this transformation:

Episodes I - III ⇒ Film

Listening to: The Sound Of Failure - The Flaming Lips


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