No Shortage
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005 at 3:00 pmHormel Foods just reported a 17% increase in profits for the fourth quarter. Thank God! I was worried I wouldn’t be able to buy Spam.
Recipe for a school lunch:
2 - slices white bread
1 - squirt yellow mustard
1 - slice American cheese food
1 - leaf of iceberg lettuce
2 - thick slices of cold Spam right out of the can (do not heat)
Serve at room temperature after sitting in lunch box for 4 hours.
Thanks Mom!
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November 23rd, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Hi son this is great and I really appreciate you telling the world about WHAT WONDERFUL AND HEALTHY LUNCHES YOUR LOVING AND ONE AND ONLY MOTHER MADE FOR YOU WITH HER WARM HEART AND TENDER AND LOVING HANDS. Keep up the good work son and we will fill the world with all the things we did when you were still my WIDDLE BABY BOY. lOVE YA SON Mom XOXOXOXO
November 26th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Now if ya fry up that Spam, you got yerself a real meal!
August 25th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
[...] My mom. I haven’t really talked about her much except in the Spam posting a long, long time ago. My mom. She makes me laugh and she is definitely where I got my sense of humor and style of comedy. Yes, I’m one of those ‘typical’ gay men who is closer to their mom than anyone else in the family only in my case it isn’t smothering and mostly quite healthy. It’s nice. [...]